oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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