just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i think i just lost a toe
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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