I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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