another moral hangover. fuck.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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