Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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