Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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