doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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