Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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