You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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