is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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