just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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