Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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