Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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