That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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