There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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