I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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