my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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