Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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