what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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