my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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