i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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