Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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