If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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