Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
