On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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