unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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