Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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