One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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