dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Farmville is her only friend.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We have so much sex to catch up on
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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