Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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