it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
