Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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