we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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