Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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