You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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