um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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