it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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