Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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