1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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