We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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