hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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