We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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