I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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