FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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