I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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