THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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