and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
