I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also, beer. Big fan.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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