I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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