he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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