dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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