doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
40s are totally the cure
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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