They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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