Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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