why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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