so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Do vagina's smell?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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